Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's rum buckets o'clock
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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