The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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