I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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