You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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