yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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