we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Can you bring me the toilet please
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
