So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
