As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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