Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
