So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My liver just had a heart attack.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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