In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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