My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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