Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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