Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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