This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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