id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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