Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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