Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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