a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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