that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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