windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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