we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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