Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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