i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
