I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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