Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
