I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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