you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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