Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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