Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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