For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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