Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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