i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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