I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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