I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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