like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
This is the high leading the old right now
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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