Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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