I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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