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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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