party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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