Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Michael Bay diarrhea
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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