Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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