no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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