Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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