I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
