I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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