I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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