Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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