bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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