ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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