god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
