Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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