Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Randomize
